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Breakfast just got even more amazing! Pancake + Bacon! We’ve got the latest creation right here!

Pancake-Bacon Mix

If you are a guy who loves his pancakes with bacon for breakfast, get ready for bacon in pancakes. This new, drool-worthy pancake mix from Vosges takes its world famous Mo’s Bacon Bar, and crams pieces of it into delectably fluffy flapjacks. Spotted with chunks of this exotic candy bar, Mo’s Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancakes are a gourmet treat that will take your taste buds back to childhood all while making you wish you could have breakfast for every meal. Each batch of pancake mix can whip up approximately eight five-inch pancakes, with two batches per $12 container.

http://www.askmen.com/entertainment/gadget/mos-bacon-chocolate-chip-pancake-mix.html

….especially when you’ve a BIT too much to drink…and eat. Apparently there’s a new field in brewing. You can brew from Wheat, Grains, and now…Bacon?

Powerful stuff...for Powerful People....

Via baconsalt.com

Love bacon and all its goodness? Want to spice things up in the bedroom? Well, you’re sure to love this new product, baconlube™ . baconlube is a delicious personal lubricant designed to “keep it sizzlin’”. Now you can have your cake and eat it too.

Please note that the product is still undergoing FDA testing, although the makers feel confident that it will be fast-tracked given that pigs have been using something very similar to this as a breeding enhancer for years with no ill effects.

http://failblog.org/2009/04/01/product-fail/