Kill. Cook. Eat!

It seems Americans just can’t get enough bacon. First, it’s bacon-wrapped anything, then it’s bacon as a dessert. What’s the next craze, BaconWater?

Well, thanks to TIME magazine, we bring you breaking news about the DIY bacon movement. Yes, that’s right. Bacon gets homeschooled.

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1918673,00.html/

Oh, and while you’re at it, don’t miss LIFE magazine’s photo tribute to bacon!

http://www.life.com/image/first/in-gallery/24901/bacon-we-salute-you

See, you don’t even need a grill. Just run to your local Piggly Wiggly and and hijack the first shopping cart you see. Extra bonus if you shoplift the steaks!

Shopping Cart Grill

Thanks to our friends at ThereIFixedIt.com!