Kill. Cook. Eat!

Who says Burgers always have to be with beef? What about the bacon lovers? Where’s the love for them? Fortunately, one brave soul has daringly documented the unthinkable! CheeseBurgers….not for the faint of heart though…

Start out with this

Then, follow the directions and soon, you will be in Bacon WonderLand….

We Have our FINISHED product!

Science, Beauty, and Perfection have met and what do they say? The Perfect Formula for the PERFECT bun for bacon…

Make sure to have all calculations rounded to the nearest significant digit.

The Formula

N = C + {fb(cm) . fb(tc)} + fb(Ts) + fc . ta

N = force in Newtons required to break the cooked bacon.
fb = function of the bacon type.
fc = function of the condiment/filling effect.
Ts = serving temperature.
tc = cooking time.
ta = time or duration of application of condiment/filling.
cm = cooking method.
C = Newtons required to break uncooked bacon.

As far as what people and their families should pass down, it doesn’t quite get “amazing” as this. But its more than just that….its a teaching tool….

12-year old Burger in Mint-Condition

This burger has been in the great care of a nutritionist – A demonstration and odd familiar resemblance to what I saw this morning at Mickey D’s….

Fast Food for the Educated.

Breakfast just got even more amazing! Pancake + Bacon! We’ve got the latest creation right here!

Pancake-Bacon Mix

If you are a guy who loves his pancakes with bacon for breakfast, get ready for bacon in pancakes. This new, drool-worthy pancake mix from Vosges takes its world famous Mo’s Bacon Bar, and crams pieces of it into delectably fluffy flapjacks. Spotted with chunks of this exotic candy bar, Mo’s Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancakes are a gourmet treat that will take your taste buds back to childhood all while making you wish you could have breakfast for every meal. Each batch of pancake mix can whip up approximately eight five-inch pancakes, with two batches per $12 container.

http://www.askmen.com/entertainment/gadget/mos-bacon-chocolate-chip-pancake-mix.html

Some artists like to use feathers to paint. Others choose to use their body. Many take the traditional route of simple brush and paint. But what’s the fun in that? It seems that art, in its truest, most ‘natural’ sense is being realized in these particular paintings

But now, lets take a step back and appreciate the wonderful mastery that this artist has, not of the brush, but of BACON!

http://unusuallife.com/2009/01/29/bacon-world/

In this day and age, its just not enough to simply BE motivated…you have to STAY motivated…and the first thing to do that is waking up! But what could possibly get us up in our cozy beds in the morning…

Alarm Clock + our favorite: Bacon:

Its EASY to wake up now....especially when you can look forward to BACON!

Its not just ANY alarm clock – its one specially designed to keep you happy and full!

….especially when you’ve a BIT too much to drink…and eat. Apparently there’s a new field in brewing. You can brew from Wheat, Grains, and now…Bacon?

Powerful stuff...for Powerful People....