Kill. Cook. Eat!

It appears that the love of bacon has spread to even the most squirrely of animals…

Nature’s calling…

Solving human problems...one at a time...

We’re just added another use for the bacon – a cure to your hangover! Its scientifically proven too!

Elin Roberts, of Newcastle University’s Centre for Life said: “Food doesn’t soak up the alcohol but it does increase your metabolism helping you deal with the after-effects of over indulgence. So food will often help you feel better.”

There comes a time when everyone has to prepare for the end of the world, Zombie invasion, a cataclysmic disaster that horribly reshapes the human race, etc, etc. In preparation of such times, there needs to be a fine method of coping with the lack of bacon. We’ve found the solution…

Bacon at the Ready!

Marvel at its efficient packaging!

…and feast upon the food that is yours!